Dumbest Things Dads Have Said in the Delivery Room

 
So i decided to ask couple of females, those who have supportive husbands on there experiences in the labor room for those who have been there once or twice. You know,you're busy pushing, laboring,  delivering a child into this world, but your experience in the delivery room is  much different than that of there partner's.
 They are always utterly confused and can't quite seem to grasp  or understand the exact pain there females are experiencing at that particular moment and that's when they says one of these beautiful one-liners.

Im sure all moms can relate to craziest things their partners said in the delivery room.  Their answers will either have you nodding in agreement or thanking your partner for somehow managing to keep it together ... and his foot out of his mouth:

1. "'That wasn't so bad, was it?' I almost punched my husband in the face."
2. "When our daughter decided to make her appearance at 38 weeks, my husband responded with, 'Already? But the book says 40 weeks!'" 
3. "I was in final stages of pushing on all fours when I pooped. For months afterwards, he would tell anyone who would listen, 'I thought it was the head. And then it fell off.'"
4.  "I had been in labor for about 15 hours, when my husband said this gem: 'I think I'm just going to go home quickly and take a nap. Text me when anything changes.'"
5. "I was already scheduled for an induction, but my water broke suddenly. I wake him up, and he says, 'Can't we just go when you have that induction?  I have golf in the morning, and it's too late to call everyone to cancel!' My son was born about 45 minutes later."
6. "He asked the doctor how soon we can have s3x just minutes after I delivered our son."
7. "While delivering my son, I felt something coming out. I told my husband to get the nurse, so my dear, sweet, wonderful husband goes to the door and literally yelled into the hall, 'MY WIFE HAS TO TAKE A DUMP!'"
8. "My husband happened to peek while the doctor was sewing up my huge tear and then looks at me and says, 'You're never gonna s*** the same again.'"
9. "He told me to 'take it easy' when I was cursing."
10. "Sheesh, can you just reach in there and pull her out already?"
11. "When I went into labor with my oldest, we were getting ready to leave for the hospital and my husband packed a pair of scissors. 'Do I need to bring them, or does the hospital have some for me to use to cut the umbilical cord?'"
12. "'Where does it hurt,' he asked. Where do you think?!"
13. "When I finally asked for an epidural, he muttered from his spot on the couch across the room, 'You don't really need it...'"
14. "The vagina is ruined!"
15. "Oh my God, oh my God, why is it doing that?!' he yelled as I was crowning."
16. "After 11 hours of labor and the epidural not working, my husband looked at me and said, 'Honey, it can't hurt that bad!' I looked at him and replied, 'come let me twist your testicles.' He backed far, far away."
17.  'This is just like birthing heifers!' He grew up on a farm, but still ... "
18. "Do you mind if I go get some food?"
19. "'Let me take this conference call," he said. And then he did. For 45 minutes. I never let him live it down."
20. "Can I turn the TV up? I can't hear over your moaning."
21. "To the doctor, he said, 'Can you put a few extra stitches in that to keep things tight?'"
22. "Wake me up when it's time to push."
23. "'I don't think I want to do this again,' he said. Oh really, you? This was hard on you?!"
24. "'Do you think my mom can come in?' he asked. No, for the thousandth time, I don't want your mother in this room."
25. "I was really out of it because they had given me Ambien. I would wake up with each contraction talking about how I didn't think I could do it. Since I didn't remember what he was saying anyway, he started having fun by responding 'I know' or 'nope, you can't do it'."
26. "He kept saying over and over again, 'OK, let's regroup.' The nurse asked me if he was in the military. I said no, but he's going to be in the hall if he keeps saying that."